Seattle Adult Entertainment: Forget the prostitution and harassment; we’ll remember Hecht for the soup
Forget the prostitution and harassment; we’ll remember Hecht for the soup
Published: 10/30/09 12:05 am
The guilty verdict for Pierce County judge Michael Hecht was issued Wednesday with the speed and finality of an infamous character from the “Seinfeld” sitcom.
“No soup for you!”
But Hecht’s harassment and patronizing-a-prostitute trial may be remembered most for its goofy obsession with his trips to a dirty-movie theater vending machine for a steamy snack.
There hasn’t been so much foofaraw over a retired downtown food product since Tacoma bought the rights to the sauces at Bimbo’s Restaurant.
The souped-up sideshow may help the judge land his next gig, once somebody figures out how to stop his Superior Court paychecks. Some ideas:
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• Guest host on new Food Network adults-only series. (Tonight’s show: Soups – you can’t spell brothel without broth.)
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